I hope Tashard was getting this for his side piece or maybe his doorman or someone equally important, ‘cause it’s flat embarrassing to get caught by the NBC cameras literally waiting patiently for his majesty Michael Vick to grant you and audience so you can beg for his autograph about 71 seconds after he torched your defensive teammates for 270 and 3 scores on national television.
Somewhere, Dick Butkus just shot out his TV, Elvis-style.
