Watch here how our hero Peyton audibles at the line of scrimmage, as he so often does. Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth have been so up his ass this entire game about how freaking smart he is, so let’s really get the mic in there and listen to true, one-of-a-kind athletic brilliance for once in our godforsaken lives.
“Brown 56…Brown 56, hut”
And then he hands it to Donald Brown.
Maybe that’s why the Colts didn’t make the first down here, because, you know, Manning told the defense who the ball was going to.
Surprisingly, I don’t think Peyton is all that smart at all, he’s really just ‘football player smart’ which is actually ‘regular people dumb’. He probably would have been a tough but fair floor manager down at the plant. You know, the guy who is well-aware of all the crooked shit that’s going on, but doesn’t tell anyone until it’s too late and then everybody loses their job anyway.Good thing football worked out.