If there is one thing I know, it’s football coaches. I was screamed at by them (and kicked and punched and spit on and slapped upside the head) every gorgeous Illinois autumn from 5th grade through junior year in college when my left shoulder finally crumbled. Every single one of them is an insane control freak. It’s their way or the highway and they do NOT like to look bad.
Who wants to bet this is University of Illinois head coach Ron Zook’s last time singing at Wrigley?