Now, now…don’t tell me I have to explain who Skeets is. For years I saved the Sports Illustrated where Skeets was running the hurdles in his 49ers uniform. (seen below thanks to SIcovers.com) Aren’t you happy you know that?
I really don’t know who Lavelle Hawkins is so I can’t comment too much on him. Other than to say he is pretty fucking awesome.
I doubt Cardinals rookie corner Marshay Green agrees however. He’s the one had to wipe Hawkins’ ball sweat off his helmet.