Lots of Hard Knocks stuff today, what with no Cubs game. Plus, it looks like I’m not allowed to be hilariously critical of the Cubs anymore no matter how badly they screw up. So, we’ll see. I usually win on stuff like that.
The above is the kind of crap everyone who plays football past high school has to put up with at one time or another. When I was a freshman at SIU, I had to sing my high school alma mater while wearing a skirt and getting half drunken cans of Keystone Light thrown at me. You know, ‘cause it’s tradition! And that was nothing compared to what the guy’s who didn’t suck up to the upperclassmen (I did) had to endure.
What those nerds had to put up with was much more like this: