How about that Theodore Roosevelt Lilly? First, he gets knocked on his ass by a vicious line drive and then the next time at-bat he tries to leg out a bunt for his first hit of the season. All this while rumors swirl of his eventual (if not inevitable) departure to a contender. Did you know that there is no theory of evolution? Just a list of creatures Ted Lilly has allowed to live. Ted Lilly counted to infinity – twice. Some people wear Superman pajamas…Superman wears Ted Lilly pajamas.
Then, Teddy finally got that elusive hit. Now, he can be traded to a National League team!