Someone, somewhere still doesn’t get it. These guys going on national TV trying to salvage their ‘brand’ and in turn jokingly bragging about the huge markets and proud franchises they collectively spurned…is a bad idea. Bad. Who does not get that? And Kimmel brilliantly drinks it all in. Notice at the end he got a dig in at Wade for all us Chi-towners. I bet that was explicitly designed for some hateful sports blogger like me to mention. As a matter of fact, it probably was meant directly for me. So, here ya go, Jimmy. Mission accomplished. Just let me know what you need next. We’ll use the extra-fourth-letter-of-your-monologue method on the first Tuesday of the month like always.