I’m happy as a clam for the South Carolina Gamecocks winning their first ever major national sports championship. Well, as happy as someone who doesn’t give a shit could possibly be. That being said, you gotta know that you don’t bring the trophy with you through the post-game handshakes. That’s like shoving it right in their collective face. Who knows? Maybe that’s what they were trying to do. It’s a good thing that UCLA is full of pretty-boy surfer types though. If South Carolina was flaunting that trophy in front of a real team like Texas the Omaha hospitals and jails would have been full of college ballplayers last night.