Who would have ever thought you could put an entire season’s worth of Alfonso Soriano hustling clips together much a couple of games worth, but that’s just what I was able to do after this past weekend against the White Sox. Now, keep in mind, most of these are considered ‘hustle’ compared to Soriano’s usual lazy-bastardocity, so unless you see a lot of the Cubs left-fielder, you might think these are just regular major league plays by a former MVP. But oh no. After 4 years of intense scrutiny, I’m here to tell you this is Soriano turned up to ‘11’.
Looks like all it took was Zambrano’s meltdown to remind someone else that his grossly overpaid ass better start producing but quick, huh?