OK, so they’re not all actual ‘hot dogs’, but you get the gist. ‘America’s best ballpark tube shaped food item’ didn’t quite work. And they’re not truly ranked per se. I get enough hate mail (trust me) to not really need Royals fans calling me a fascist because I think the ‘Royal Blue Dog’ sounds pretty disgusting, despite the addition of delicious, mind-numbing bacon. Unfortunately, not every team is represented, either. So if you’re a fan of the Twins or the Marlins…eat at your own risk. Oh yeah, the links don’t work either, so don’t click them. (boy, do I know how to sell the sizzle or what?)
Also, I have long thought Wrigley Field needs a signature concession item like the ‘Dodger Dog’. A Chicago Style Hot Dog? So, so utterly lame. It shouldn’t be something you can get at any fast food stand in the city. There are literally a dozen joints within 3 blocks of Wrigley where you can get a better dog. And since the Cubs usually rank near the bottom of the league for their lackluster concessioneering, perhaps they should rethink the money they put into making Wrigley look like a cartoon kingdom for a few games and spend some dough on things that matter…like the freaking food in the ballpark. (That one was free, Wally.)
Now, genießen. (that’s ‘enjoy’ in German. Thank you Google Translate!)
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