As an introspective, and often highly critical, Cubs fan, I am not immune to the loud criticisms of Wrigley Field haters…also known as White Sox fans…who claim that the legendary ballpark is the ‘World’s Largest Beer Garden’ and other such statements.
Usually, I don’t agree. When I was at Opening Day, my buddies and I had lively baseball-only conversations with virtually everyone seated around us, including more than one stadium employee. As a matter of fact, I would guess at least a good 80% of fans pay pretty close attention to what’s happening on the field.
But guy’s like this make me wanna puke. Look at those amazing seats he scored right on the brick and he’s freaking texting during the game. I promise you, dear reader, if one particular friend and I (with whom I attend most games) were sitting by this fag, we would be relentless and unabashed in our mockery. Just ask Joey Harrington. (long story)