If you honestly care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’, then there is frankly not much help I can offer, other than to suggest you root root root for sideline sports seductress Erin Andrews. I actually don’t think she’s much a ‘seductress’, but the syllables fit nicely.
Andrews seems like a cool chick, who definitely didn’t deserve what some douche put her through. And since she probably knows way more about sports than you, why not have your teenage daughters throw her a vote or two next week? (if that’s even the way the show works, which I have no idea)
The above video is kind of telling in a weird way. Notice at the very how Andrews looks like she is going in for the kiss on her partner and then stops at the very last second? I don’t really know what that means, other than perhaps Andrews needs a boyfriend. Hey Erin, wanna go to Cubs Opening Day on April 12 with a bunch of 40 year old (and one 39 year old, who won’t let us forget it) drunken, yet cool, ex-jocks? Sure you do. How could you possibly resist?