Ummm…Merril…dude. You can make all the excuses you want, but every single one of us has worn a jock strap at one time or another, and that ain’t one.
At least if you’re gonna sport the black thong in front of a bevy of playmates and swimsuit models, the least you can do is own it. Step up to the mic and scream at the top of your lungs, ‘Hell yeah, I wore a black thong to play beach flag football with girls! You gotta some kinda problem with that?’
Maybe those concussions have a longer lasting effect that previously thought?
And another thing. Merril buddy, feel free to sue me if I’m wrong, but a 45 year old washed up fullback doesn’t get those kind of abs without a few needles full of HGH. Just sayin’.
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