Just look at the ecstatic smile on this girl’s face and the way she grabs Shockey’s hand as she leads him to…who knows? Maybe this was a dorm bunny from his time at the ‘U’. You know, she lives on the next floor down in your dorm…she is always game for whatever…your girlfriend lives halfway across campus…she has a big screen TV…she does your homework, and well…she always has good beer like Michelob…she digs undersized white fullbacks…wait, who are we talking about again?

