Clubhouse Cancer

Thanks for the effort.

 

I appreciate the fact some dude emailed me these pics and went to the trouble to write that this was his girlfriend and she loves the site and took my advice in the post directly below this and who dat and all that crap, but I don’t believe it for a second.

Although it’s nice to know someone cares enough to lie. God bless America.

8 days until pitchers and catchers report.

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Keep those puppies covered, ladies.

 

TMZ is reporting that New Orleans police have issued this warning to female die-hard Saints fans who may want to serenade the team in the usual way during the championship parade through the French Quarter this afternoon…do so at your freedom’s peril!

600 extra cops will be patrolling the beat, no doubt keeping a sharp eye out for offenders who will either be issued a summons or even a brief trip to the hoosegow! I wonder what will be the determining factor between the two tiers of punishment? Cup size?

I implore all my thousands of female fans who may be attending the rally today to go ahead and just send me pictures of the offending body parts, whereas I will immediately forward them en masse to New Orleans Saints officials.

Stay safe! (TMZ)

 

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Freddy Garcia is a drunken mess.

 

 

If Ozzie Guillen really hates the Cubs, as he so often insists, then the oft-drunken manager of the Chicago White Sox should probably consider keeping this washed up bum Freddy Garcia off the mound June 11-13, when the bad guys visit the Friendly Confines this summer. If he doesn’t hate the Cubs, he’ll throw Garcia and let the home team absolutely light him up, much to the delight of the Wrigleyville faithful.

At least Garcia and Guillen will be able to drown their sorrows about five blocks east of the ballpark afterwards.

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Letterman Top 10’s his beloved Colts.

 

 

It’s almost as if I’m sitting home alone, on some plaid, overstuffed object while I ‘investigate’ my stories this evening. Perhaps the site should be renamed Clubhouse Couchass.

And hey, I need more people to bookmak the site. Would it freaking kill you? No, not you…the guy next to you…get him to bookmark it. Thanks.

And if your sister has any good ideas on how to spiffy up the joint to start driving real traffic, I’m all ears.

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Biff Henderson takes one for the team.

Letterman was tossing the pigskin around to different crew members tonight and stage manager Biff Henderson went down hard after tripping down the stairs to the stage. He made a catch that would make Pierre Garçon weep like a little girl, too.

CBS must have decided not to air the incident, but Dave references it in the above clip. The Daily News says that Biff was treated and released for an unspecified knee injury.

No word on whether or not jay Leno is being questioned for sabotaging the stage when he was at the studio last week. Or Oprah. (nydailynews)

Since YouTube is down as I type, the vid can’t be posted, but will soon enough. Please accept my apologies with this picture of 2010 SI cover model Brooklyn Decker, just announced on Letterman tonight. It’s nice to finally see one winner in her family. 

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