Didn’t he always say he wasn’t gonna remove that thing? Instead, it looks like he bought the book ‘Mole Removal for Dummies’ and then went ahead and cut it out with a chainsaw anyway.
Aww…lighten up. I kid because…well, it’s late and I have nothing better to do. And the guy’s a Super Bowl hero, so he can fade a little lighthearted mockitude. Plus, he went to Purdue and we all know guys who went to Purdue deserve some derision.
Just look at the ecstatic smile on this girl’s face and the way she grabs Shockey’s hand as she leads him to…who knows? Maybe this was a dorm bunny from his time at the ‘U’. You know, she lives on the next floor down in your dorm…she is always game for whatever…your girlfriend lives halfway across campus…she has a big screen TV…she does your homework, and well…she always has good beer like Michelob…she digs undersized white fullbacks…wait, who are we talking about again?
I would make book on the fact that CBS had a ‘no Kardashian’ mandate in place for the entirety of the Super Bowl broadcast. Someone I was with even mentioned how nice it was we weren’t being subjected to the whole sickening reality show creepiness of that particular ‘family’.
Luckily for us all, NFL Network and star-fucker Rich Eisen have no such scruples.
A couple of things spring immediately to mind. First, I personally despise when a WAG describes a player’s success with the pronoun ‘we’. Reggie Bush had a terrific Super Bowl. Kim Kardashian probably only lifted her head from texting Paris Hilton long enough to occasionally ask the score.
Second, if you can stomach the above vid for more than a few seconds, you’ll hear her say how now she has to get back to work. Excuse me? Downsized Chicago CTA employees have to get back to work. Congress has to get back to work. Kim Kardashian has to wake up and noon and beg the E! crew for another couple hours of ‘beauty’ sleep.
