Clubhouse Cancer

Merril Hoge rocks the thong th thong thong thong.

 

 

Ummm…Merril…dude. You can make all the excuses you want, but every single one of us has worn a jock strap at one time or another, and that ain’t one.

At least if you’re gonna sport the black thong in front of a bevy of playmates and swimsuit models, the least you can do is own it. Step up to the mic and scream at the top of your lungs, ‘Hell yeah, I wore a black thong to play beach flag football with girls! You gotta some kinda problem with that?’

Maybe those concussions have a longer lasting effect that previously thought?

And another thing. Merril buddy, feel free to sue me if I’m wrong, but a 45 year old washed up fullback doesn’t get those kind of abs without a few needles full of HGH. Just sayin’.

 

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Emmitt gives some poignant, tearful thanks.

 

 

OK, so Emmitt might struggle with the English language from time to time, but he’s genuine, introspective and a helluva Hall of Famer.

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Jerry Rice gets choked up.

 

 

Of course, douchebag emeritus Steve Young tries to make a sweet moment all about him.

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Emmitt & Jerry sashay their way into the Hall of Fame.

 

In what will be considered a terrific Hall of Fame class, Dancing With the Stars alums Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith headline the 2010 enshrinees into Canton.

Here’s the list:

Jerry Rice

Emmitt Smith

John Randle

Russ Grimm

Rickey Jackson

Floyd Little

Dick LeBeau

Of course, that didn’t stop Steve Perry (whoever that is) from initially announcing Randy Jackson (Yo, dawg!) had made the Hall.

Congrats to all. Next year, let’s get Richard Dent in, mmmkay?

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