Did you see how far the NFL Today has degenerated into an in-house shill medium for CBS programming? Here’s South African Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel (swan-ee-pool for you pronunciation whores out there) pretending to pick games with Marino and the boys to promote some fashion show on the channel. The fact that Boomer Esiason, a legendary quarterback shown here asking some brainless giggle machine what it’s like to be out there on the runway, should serve as a grim reminder to current players looking to transition to a high paying network gig. Luckily, Boomer has little pride left to swallow.
Gawd, this junior high level yukking-it-up makes my skin crawl. Don’t even watch the video unless you are desperate to see Dan Marino and Bill Cowher howling like the embarrassed middle-aged men they are. This video proves that Cowher needs a relevant coaching job, stat.
Perhaps some nice still pictures of Candice will make it all better? (1 NSFW pic here)

