A federal appeals court in Chicago ruled yesterday that Michael Vick can keep $16.2 million in bonuses which his former team, the Atlanta Falcons, sought to recover when he was imprisoned on a dog fighting conviction.
There’s a joke in there somewhere about scratch off lottery tickets, but my racist chapeau has been at the haberdashery for a couple of weeks, so I won’t try to figure it out. That dough would have gone a long way at the Leavenworth commissary though, huh? I wonder if Vick still owes anyone for protecting him ‘on the inside’? It will probably be in Vick’s sure-to-be-upcoming autobiography. (reuters)

