After a couple years of loud questions regarding Tony Romo’s ability to lead the Cowboys to the next level, (I’m not sure what the next level constitutes, because New Orleans is a lead pipe lock to represent the NFC in Super Bowl XLIV, but that’s a pinto of a different color) Romo has the Cowboys in first place and looking fat and giggly in a tough NFC East.
What’s different this season than the last few? Oh yeah, he dumped Yoko Ono Kirstie Alley Wendy the Retard Jessica Simpson right before training camp, that’s what.
Now the National Enquirer is piling on by claiming Simpson is in the throes of a full-scale breakdown.
Jessica Simpson's family is worried that the troubled beauty is headed for an emotional meltdown after a frightening collapse recently.
With her romantic life in tatters, career stalled and the brutal death of her dog Daisy, Jessica's loved ones are concerned that stress and heartbreak have pushed her to the edge.
Knowing how salt-of-the-Earth Tony Romo is, he may try to reach out and explain how kicking her to the curb on the eve of her 29th birthday was all about him, not her. Jason Witten should grab Romo by the scruff of his neck this week and insist that he erase Simpson’s contact info from his phone. That way, when ‘unknown caller’ pops up on the screen, he can feel less guilty about sending her straight to voice mail. (enquirer)
