Clubhouse Cancer

Ochocinco bribes the NFL $20K just to let this whole mess drop.

Chad Ochocinco has been fined 20 large by the NFL for flashing a dollar bill at an official during a replay challenge -- a joking attempt at what the Bengals receiver referred to as a “bribe"”-- in last week’s Cincinnati-Baltimore game.

In the age of Tim Donaghy, fake bribing a ref may seem kinda funny, I personally laughed, but you gotta be smarter than that. Wait, look who I’m talking about here. This is a guy who couldn’t even get the Spanish word for ‘eighty-five’ right. He’s so stupid he returns bowling balls because they have holes in them. He’s so stupid he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. He’s so stupid he bought a solar powered flashlight! Ok, that’s enough. I’m so stupid I keep writing about him.

 

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LeBron will ditch #23 to honor Jordan.

When he leaves the Cavs after the 09-10 season to join the Knicks (yeah, I said it) LeBron James will switch from the #23 to the #6 in honor of his personal lord and savior, Michael Jordan.

“I just think what Michael Jordan has done for the game has to be recognized some way soon,” James said. “There would be no LeBron James, no Kobe Bryant, no Dwyane Wade if there wasn’t Michael Jordan first.

“If you see 23, you think about Michael Jordan. You see game-winning shots, you think about Michael Jordan; you see guys fly through the air, you think about Michael Jordan; you see fly kicks, you think about Michael Jordan. He did so much, it has to be recognized, and not just by putting him in the Hall of Fame.”

I can’t disagree with him there. When I see fly kicks, I can’t help but think about Mike myself. But does this mean LeBreezy doesn’t have respect for Tom Barker, Walter Dukes, Ray Ellefson, Matt Fish, Tom Gola, George Kaftan, or Trent Tucker, all Knick number sixes before him? (hey if you’re gonna do this, you gotta do a little research)

That also means he isn’t coming to Philly, Sixer fans. (tribune) 

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Brent Celek is Captain Douchetastic!

The next wave of creative sports sponsorships is upon us now that Eagles TE Brent Celek has his touchdown celebrations sponsored by Captain Morgan rum. Chad Doucheocinco is probably livid he didn’t think of it first.

Too bad the No Fun League put the kibosh on the whole idea. (yahoo)

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