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I guess my creative headline says it all.
So, I found some more Yankees vids. (that’s what happens when you type “Yankees” into the search box on YouTube. I’m such a pro at this.)
The only possible reason you would wear your Red Sux apparel to the Yankees parade was if you wanted them to chant ‘ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!’
Dude, WTF??? Looks like 8+ years of steroid abuse has taken its toll. Of course, Sammy…who always tells the truth…claims he isn’t lightening his skin ala the Dead King of Pop. This is just an effect from a “skin rejuvenation” process. Uh huh. How about the bad skin and blowfishy appearance, dickhead?
Let me set the record straight. Even though I’m a Cubs fan, I have always HATED Sammy Sosa. In fact, this very website is dedicated to him. Every word he utters is either a lie or a boast…quite often both. Yes, I cheered for his home runs but, as anyone who has ever met me will agree, I was telling people he was on ‘roids in 1998 and beyond. I was working in baseball back then, and I knew who was taking what and who wasn’t. I personally know of more than one player who owes his MLB pension (you get that after 10 years of service) to performance enhancing drugs.
That’s why this backlash against Sosa is so great. He is so freaking stupid, he literally doesn’t understand why people despise him so much. Oh yeah, it’s also well-known in Chicago that Chris Brown ain’t got nothin’ on Sammy. And Kerry Wood was the guy who busted up the boom box.
Good riddance Samuel Peralta Sosa. May you never darken these pages again.
That was my first thought. He was posing on the ground after he scored his flying whirligig touchdown. Then the guy on espnews explained how he was immobile because he was suffering from Hemiplegia, which means his brain had temporarily lost contact with the rest of his body. Oh.
