Sources have revealed that NFL head coaching legend Mike Shanahan was recently offered the Washington Redskins job currently help by Jim Zorn.
When contacted for comment, Shanahan did the thing where he mockingly weighs something in either hand and said, “Lemme see….doing whatever I want every day of my life…or submitting to the whims of a controlling little troll…Hmmm…” Then he laughed and laughed…. (fanhouse)

