Vick sure looked like he is at least two steps slower than before tonight against the Redskins. He had nine lousy yards on three carries and looked worse than even his numbers.
He sucked as much as when you’re down 14 on Monday Night and all you have left is your kicker, and then the kicker gets 10 points in the first half, so then all you need is a short field goal and an extra point, but then he gets nothing, N-O-T-H-I-N-G in the entire second half. Yep. Michael Vick lately of Leavenworth, Kansas sucks just that much.
Or maybe he’s cursed and whenever he plays a team with a racially insensitive nickname which represents the innocent dogs he slaughtered…OK, there was supposed to be a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite figure out where…so, please make something funny up yourself.