Probably the sexiest woman alive, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller, was in town Thursday for a photo-op with Bulls superstar Derrick Rose to promote a Victoria’s Secret campaign to pick Chicago’s sexiest athlete. She said he has great eyelashes or some crap. Whatever. Who cares? I could be writing the ultimate advice to Earthly happiness right here and you would still scroll right down to the video. As you should.
I will say that Marisa’s definitely got some athletic skills. She shows she can handle the rock with Rose, plus in the other clip she zips in a strike while throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley in ’08. (NBC5)
And, then there are the greatest pictures of all time:

