Mom! I’m lost in LeBron’s armpit!
Here’s what the MAiZE (get it maze and maize…genius) at Little Darby Creek says about their own corn maze:
What an awesome spectacle to have in your 9 acre corn maze......Lebron dunking!!!! We are Cavs fans and love to watch him play basketball, so this year we get to see him in our cornfield all fall. Oh, and by the way, the maze was already cut, but we would also like to welcome Shaq to Ohio too!!! Go Cavs!!
That should keep him from leaving Cleveland and heading to New York. They don’t do weird crap like this for a homie in Brooklyn.