So, does Alex Rodriguez get his HGH from Madonna, or is it the other way around?
If you didn’t know this was coming, you need to pluck your head outta the sand for a while. Hey, look…it’s the 21st century! A black man is President!
This should finally give Jeter the opportunity he has been simply dying for to distance himself from A-Fraud once and for all.
Check out our friends at SI.com for the exclusive full story. And kudos to them on for their hard work on breaking the news.

