Former Atlanta Falcons RB Jamal Anderson was busted at an Atlanta area saloon for felony possession of coke and misdemeanor possession of weed on Saturday night.
That in itself is really not too surprising. Jamal Anderson’s career was cut years short due to multiple knee injuries, so he’s still a youngish guy with tons of dough to spend on blow and/or whatever else he’s into…coughcoughdudescough…
The interesting part of the story is the circumstances surrounding how he got nailed.
According to TMZ.com:
Anderson was busted inside a bathroom stall -- with another ‘fella’ -- at the Peachtree Tavern after a patron heard someone making a “snorting noise.”
The patron reported the “noise” to a bar security guard -- who happened to be an off-duty Atlanta police officer.The Atlanta PD tells TMZ the security guard went into the bathroom to investigate when he heard the suspicious noise. We’re told the guard then popped over the top of the stall and claims to have seen Anderson and another man doing lines of coke off the toilet tank. He immediately arrested both men.
First of all, what kind of stick-up-his-ass douche calls a bouncer about someone doing a couple lines in a bathroom at a bar? Second, doesn’t the Atlanta PD have rules about officers moonlighting as bouncers? We bet they do. Third…what kind of idiot does coke off the back of a toilet tank? Those things are white, for chrissake. You might miss some.
Here’s Anderson in better times on MTV’s Cribs:
