USA Swimming suspended their meal-ticket for three whole months on Thursday due to his very public indiscretion with marijuana which was captured on film and published worldwide to the eternal embarrassment of the program.
Who would have ever suspected that swimmers smoked pot?
When asked to comment, Michael Phelps said, “I really prefer original Doritos to Cool Ranch, you know dude?”
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