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Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano debuted a terrific new look on the first day of spring training Friday. The fabulous new ‘Z-stache’ (as we are now calling it) will fit riiiiight in if he walks about 4 blocks east after a home game.
Thought is was a good headline. Nothing more. That is all.
OK, ok…CC is mostly a sports website. But this brain-dead moron is begging to be mocked.
How does McConaudouche NOT get that the great Jimmy Kimmel is making complete fun of him? Does Kimmel have top-shelf weed backstage in addition to his now legendary wet bar, or did McConaughey smuggle in his own?
He’s a Longhorn, too…so we should love him…but he’s such a fucking retard, it’s hard to give him the benefit of the doubt anymore.
The only thing missing from this clip is McConaudouche flashing the ‘Hook em’ sign.
JK livin’, brah.
