In other breaking news, the Pope really is Catholic. As to whether or not a bear shits in the woods, Selena Roberts from Sports Illustrated is on the case.
And the only person who should ever use the term “loosey-goosey” is Dr. Seuss, and even then it might earn him a beating.
Who would have ever thought the most honest person in sports might just be Jose Canseco?
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