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USA Swimming suspended their meal-ticket for three whole months on Thursday due to his very public indiscretion with marijuana which was captured on film and published worldwide to the eternal embarrassment of the program.
Who would have ever suspected that swimmers smoked pot?
When asked to comment, Michael Phelps said, “I really prefer original Doritos to Cool Ranch, you know dude?”
As surprising as it may seem, it’s beginning to look like it’s Al Davis who is the smart, cogent adult.
One day after winning a tight recruiting battle for blue-chip prospect Nu’Keese Richardson, new Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin accused Florida’s Urban Meyer of NCAA violations regarding the recruitment of the FL high school standout wide receiver.
In the video below, Kiffin tells Volunteer boosters at a luncheon on Thursday how Meyer was blowing up Richardson’s cellie while the kid was on an official visit to Tennessse.
Good natured ribbing of your new SEC rival is one thing, but Kiffin has definitely crossed the line with these statements. It seems he is accusing a two-time National Champion coach of serious NCAA violations, just for a few chuckles from the Tennessee faithful at a lame rubber-chicken banquet.
No wonder virtually every single person that came across this moronic meathead when he was with the Raiders came away with the same feeling: DOUCHEBAG.
Couldn’t happen to a greater fan base to be saddled with an adolescent idiot such as Kiffin than the toothless, hillbilly, meth-head Volunteer supporters.
Why, yes…we did live in TN for a year or so, what makes you ask that?
Good ol’ Rocky Top…
UPDATE:
CollegeFootballTalk has posted a reply from Florida AD Jeremy Foley who claims, even if Urban did call Richardson while he was visiting Tennessee, there were no NCAA or SEC violations:
“There was no rule violation and we have confirmed this with the Southeastern Conference. It is obvious that Coach Kiffin doesn’t know that there is not a rule precluding phone contact with a prospect during an official visit on another campus during a contact period. His allegations are inappropriate, out of line and, most importantly, totally false. It is completely unfair to Urban Meyer, our coaching staff, our football program and our institution. The appropriate action at this time in my opinion is for Coach Kiffin to make a public apology.
“His comments not only slandered our coach, but he violated SEC rules by publicly criticizing another coach and institution.”
It will be nice so to see Tennesse go winless in ’09, won’t it?
(sorry, the video kinda sucks)
That means King James has to play power-bottom the next time these two down-low homeys share a clandestine Cobb Salad out by the Cleveland airport.
Still thoughtful, honest & classy after all these years.
Poor Michael Phelps. In the wake of getting outed as just another 23 year old American goofball who loves him some ‘kind’, the 14-time gold medal winner is moaning about his less than flattering press coverage of late.
“It’s something I am going to have to live with and something I’ll have to grow from,” Phelps told Associated Press outside the Baltimore pool where he trains. “I know with all of the mistakes I made, I learned from them and that is what I expect to do from this. By no means it is fun for me, by no means is it easy.”
He then caught a private jet to Vegas where he drowned his sorrows in an Olympic sized pool of perfect pussy.
