This space was never intended to celebrate anything White Soxian…but when something’s perfect, it’s perfect.
Bring in the skinny lefty from the pen. We’re fucking desperate for a 1-2-3 inning.
Can you imagine the national devastation if this cat Barack were to ‘Blagojevich’ it? Oprah would eat her way into a diabetic coma.
1/20/09 is finally here. We made it. Today begins a whole new world.