The Chicago Cubs’ Sweet Lou Piniella won his third Manager of the Year award on Wednesday, kicking the shit out of that decrepit old man Charlie Manuel in the process.
Now, let’s turn our attention to the 2009 daily lineup, Lou. The Riot at the top, D Lee hitting second and Clubhouse Cancer Soriano third. Also, Mark DeRosa is your everyday second baseman. Just because avowed steroid abuser Brian Roberts hits left-handed doesn’t mean he fits on the Cubs. Tell that to Jim Hendry, please.
Get it? Got it? Good.
