Is Alex Rodriguez finally coming to his HGH-fueled senses?
MSNBC.com is reporting a potential faith-based split between super-duper knuckleheads Madonna and A-Rod. Seems New York’s favorite cleanup hitter is balking (ever so clever pun intended) at his new sweetie’s cultish ‘religion’, going so far as to even cancel private classes with a Kabbalah spiritual leader named Eitan Yardeni. (of course)
“He hasn’t even finished Kabbalah 1 (the introduction to the study of Kabbalah) and the majority of the time he’s spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study,” says MSNBC.com’s source.
So, Madonna’s nutjobbery is somehow not enticing one of the biggest dummies in sports history into her ever-widening web of wackitude?
Wow. So…the crazy shit that used to work on geniuses like Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman isn’t working on a new generation of brain surgeons?
Really sucks to get old, doesn’t it babydoll?
