Clubhouse Cancer

Rays fan can’t take a bottle to the skull.

Here is a Tampa Bay Rays fan trying to escape from Phillies fans ‘celebrating’ the World Series victory.

Pussy.

Stay classy, Philadelphia.

 

 

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Rachel Maddow knows her football.

Well, political football. Maddow has easily the hippest show on TV right now. If you don’t like it…then your grandmother wears a McCain button. Suck on that.

 

 

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Pittsburgh’s long-snapper Greg Warren used to have a knee.

Don’t watch this with a mouthful of food. Ouch.

 

 

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Mike Singletary had an interesting Sunday.

First, the new 48ers coach has to put up with this ridiculous interview from a brain-dead moron named Danyelle Sargent:

UPDATE: We see YouTube has pulled this vid. This dimwit asks Singletary what the first thing he told his “mentor” Bill Walsh when he first got the job. Just proves you can still blow your way to the middle at FOX Sports. FOX has filed a complaint with the league over MSNBC’s re-broadcast of the journabimbo’s gaffe.

Here is another version.

 

 

Then, he had to deal with an astonishing lack of effort from overpaid and underperforming Vernon Davis, leading to this now classic post-game tirade. Then today, Singletary told Yahoo! Sports that the team he now helms has a certain amount of clubhouse ‘cancers’ which he needs to cut out.  Good choice of terms, Samurai Mike.

 

 

It’s also nice to see Singletary’s old coach ‘the Dit’ having his back. One thing is certain…Singletary’s fiery approach to head coaching has people in Chicago suddenly sitting up and taking notice. Chicagoans just love a coach who has the gonads (or cajones, in one notable instance) to yell and scream at the high-paid temporary help.

 

 

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Did Isiah try to off himself?

Media reports are swirling that closeted super-gay Isiah Thomas was taken to a New York area hospital last night to have his stomach pumped after he swallowed 10 or more Lunsestras. Lunsetra is a strong sedative. And gives a nice buzz when paired with a glass of big, peppery zinfandel.

It’s gettin’ tough living that double life, isn’t it Zeke ‘ol boy?

In honor of our strong ‘C.H.’ connection, we hope you get better quick and get back in basketball soon thereafter.

 

 

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Santonio Holmes gets busted for weed during suspicious traffic stop.

Looks like Pittsburgh Steelers WR will probably be sitting out a game or so under the new regime of commissioner Adolf Roger Goodell. According to WPXI.com, Holmes was cited on charges of marijuana possession Thursday afternoon when Pittsburgh police pulled over the SUV he was driving because it ‘matched the description of one linked to a crime’.

Better known as ‘DWB’.

Police said Holmes turned over three marijuana cigars, or ‘blunts’. Officers charged Holmes with one misdemeanor count of possession of a small amount of marijuana. Holmes was given a summons to court and released.

A disappointing season gets shittier, huh Santonio?

This is, of course, not ‘Tone’s first brush with the law. Holmes was arrested both for disorderly conduct and domestic violence within 3 weeks of each other in 2006. The charges in each case were eventually dropped. It’s good to be the king.

Those of you who drafted Holmes waaaaay too early this year should look for something soft to punch. Doors can hurt.

 

 

 

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Is Fernando Viña in a boy band?

Just wonderin’.

 

 

Here's a pretty gay video about super-straight Fernando found on YouTube:

 

 

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Barack to root, root, root for the Phillies.

No surprise here, but our Chi-town homie, and future 44^th President of the United States, Barack Obama has announced he’s cheering for the battleground-state-playing NL champion Philadelphia Phillies in the 2008 World Series.

That’s exactly the kind of crap politicians think they have to do to suck-up to the barely literate proletariat in backwards ass states like Pennsylvania. We’re also hearing that Gramps McCain is a die-hard fan of the Brooklyn Dodgers…but will happily change his allegiance at ‘Joe the Plumber’s’ behest.

FOX has also announced that if the series goes 6 games, game six will be pushed back by a few minutes to allow Obama to purchase a block of time on the network just ahead of the election.

Kinda surprising that an anti-American, right-wing kook like Rupert Murdoch would even allow a transcendent visionary like Obama to buy time on his struggling network.

 

 

 

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Shaq has zero self-awareness, bro.

Shaquille O’Neal assures the world he’ll get back at the San Antonio Spurs for using the now famous ‘Hack-a-Shaq’ strategy in games during which they were up by significant amounts in last season’s playoffs.

“The only thing I call cowardly is when you’re up by 10 and do it,” O’Neal told Phoenix radio station KTAR. “That’s a coward move and Pop (Spurs head coach Greg Popovich) knows that and I’ll make them pay for it.”

Isn’t that what Shaq always says? He threatens teams which use the Hack-a-Shaq that he will ‘get them back’ or whatever…but he never does. The only way to ‘get them back’ is to make your free throws, big boy. That’s not a talent you have acquired, bro.

Look for Shaq to be ‘hurt’ most of the upcoming season and then try to play big in the playoffs, which he used to do just fine…when he was with Kobe and Phil…but now that Terry freakin’ Porter is his coach…we predict a first-round exit followed by imminent Shaqtirement.

That is, until Phil convinces him to come back to L.A. for one last triumphant stand.

 

 

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Leryn Franco: Real or Fake?

So…sorry for those of you reading at work…this post is probably unsafe. Click ‘back’ now before you are forever branded a boob-loving heathen of tragic proportions.

Now…for the rest of you perverts…here are some wonderful pictures of craptacular Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower (and rumored Novak Djokovic blower) Leryn Franco walking some runway somewhere in a see-through top and also with one of her boobs hanging out. Viva La Paraguay!

Thank god she’s an Olympian, so we have an ‘excuse’ to post this.

So, really, only question still remains:

Are they Terrifically Real…or…Fabulously Fake?

 

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snuggling with Djokodouche at the Olympics:

 

 

Here’s one for the girls in the cheap seats:

 

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Madden & Michaels take a shot at ESPN’s Kornheiser.

So, during last week’s MNF game, beauty pageant runner-up Tony Kornheiser called Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger a “drama queen” due to his seemingly endless string of ‘injuries’…which he always plays though…and usually freakin’ wins. We thought it was pretty odd of Kornheiser to say something like that at the time, but not enough to mention it here, obviously. It didn’t figure to have made the press, either…who was gonna report the gaffe anyway…Kornheiser’s Bristolian masters? Hardly.

Well, tonight during NBC’s Sunday Night Football game…after Big Ben drove Pittsburgh down the field for the game winning touchdown against the Jaguars (thank you, Hines Ward), the legendary John Madden said, while praising the QB’s effort, “I know drama” to which the equally legendary Al Michaels seemed to finish their shared thought, “And he’s no drama queen,” and Madden quickly agreed.

Then, in the post-game interview, Andrea Kremer made a point to tell Roethlisberger that “Al & John just can’t stop talking about how strong you have been to persevere…” blah, blah, blahbiddy, blah…

We got it Andrea. You love him. Keep it in your pants, baby.

However, since Madden & Michaels are simply the best in the business (which isn’t saying much lately…the networks need to give us back great ‘B’ broadcast teams like Don Criqui and Bob Trumpy) and Tony Kornheiser is an embarrassing network hack, there is probably some natural resentment between the big-name broadcasters.

And who doesn’t appreciate a good shot across the bow?

Seems like there might be a good ‘ol fashioned, made-for-TV rivalry brewing between the MNF & SNF broadcast crews.

Your move, Jaws.

 

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THIS is what it feels like to be a Cubs fan.

It ain’t all Old Style & ivy.

More often than not…over the course of 35-some-odd years…it really sucks.

1984, 1989, 1998, 2003, 2007 & now 2008.

This is the worst one yet. Optimism is for suckers.

 

 

 

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