Media reports are swirling that closeted super-gay Isiah Thomas was taken to a New York area hospital last night to have his stomach pumped after he swallowed 10 or more Lunsestras. Lunsetra is a strong sedative. And gives a nice buzz when paired with a glass of big, peppery zinfandel.
It’s gettin’ tough living that double life, isn’t it Zeke ‘ol boy?
In honor of our strong ‘C.H.’ connection, we hope you get better quick and get back in basketball soon thereafter.
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