Koby Clemens arrested for disorderly conduct.
The son of Roger Clemens and two other minor league teammates were arrested early Sunday morning and briefly jailed after a disturbance in the parking lot of a restaurant in Salem VA. Koby Clemens played catcher for a Houston Astros farm club, the Salem Avalanche, this season.
Does this really surprise anyone? The kid hasn’t had as easy a life as one may be led to believe. Let’s face it…the Clemens kids know their dad is a lying, cheating SOB who did whatever he wanted and banged whoever he wanted…and their mom took illegal, unprescribed HGH just to look good for a Sports Illustrated photo shoot, for christ’s sake.
Now he’s playing in the Astros farm system? What kind of chance did Koby Clemens ever have to grow up normal? He’s probably the biggest entitlement dick who ever lived. He didn’t have positive role models, so he doesn’t know how to act like one.
This incident is the tip of the iceberg with these kids. Expect a minimum 20 more years of acute douchebaggery from the Clemens clan.

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