Why is it that the Cubs are America’s most popular sports team, but they can’t seem to find an actual big name, A-list celebrity to invite to stuff like today’s rally in Daley Plaza?
The whole thing started with Belushi’s z-list rendition of a song his significantly more talented brother made famous, ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ and ended with a cheesy plug for repeats of his shitty ex-show on WGN followed by a completely humiliating version of the Wrigley Field classic ‘Go Cubs Go’ which saw him changing the freakin’ words so the assembled throng couldn’t even sing along.
We Cubs fans have had e-fucking-nough of Jim fucking Belushi. Seriously. Vince Vaughn might be a grumpy, fat, dickwad…but at least he’s relatively young and almost still relevant.
Please, Crane Kenney (who Da Mayor called ‘Crane Kennedy’, btw), find a different celeb for all the festivities yet to come.
Shoot us an e-mail if you need help planning the upcoming merriment…it already looks like you’re in over your head and could use some serious assistance to do things the right, most memorable way for Cubs fans.
