What is he trying to prove to New York fans with this latest ‘Baby Boss’ buffoonery?
That he really only has the Yankees best interests at heart…or…does he just not know any better, due to some obviously unreported mental disability?
First, he doesn’t like the National League because the pitcher hits, of all things…now he doesn’t like divisional play because his team sucks worse than Tampa Bay, of all teams. He’s probably really burned up because he has been banished to the very city that now rules the AL East, and under his stewardship, the Yankees have never made the playoffs.
So…what can baseball do to make the Bitchy Baby Boss happy? Grandfather the Yankees into the post-season every year? Perhaps simply canonize his team as American League Champions Emeritus, and do away with that pesky regular season?
The best line we’ve heard yet about ‘Steinbrenner The Younger’ is that he ‘was born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple.’ What a fucking dick.
Hopefully he invested daddy’s dough heavily in Lehman Brothers…then Mark Cuban can buy the Yankees.
