Here’s this week’s Sports Illustrated cover. How did they ever think of it? Suck on it Mark Spitz…Michael Phelps not only smashed your medal count, but he obviously even wanted to make your iconic 70’s gold medal pic his own.
Mark Spitz is now officially Michael Phelps’ bitch. We'll be sleeping with this under our pillow for the next few weeks. At least until the Cubs march to a World Series title begins and SI puts them on the cover every week.
Take that, SI cover jinx.

