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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Usain Bolt the new Skeets?

Profootballtalk.com is speculating about the world’s fastest human Usain Bolt possibly making the jump to the NFL, ala Renaldo Nehemiah.

The thing is…95% of NFL plays aren’t 80 yard bombs down the field, which is the only time he would even potentially be useful. It takes Bolt a few dozen yards to get up to top speed and anything less would be putting a non-football player in serious danger.

Can you imagine nasty fuckers like Bob Sanders or John Lynch licking their chops at the opportunity of knocking a lanky Jamaican track dude like Bolt senseless?

If nothing else, this gives us the opportunity to post one of our favorite SI covers of all time.

 

SkeetsNehemiah 

 

Also, here’s a great article by Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports about the gutless hypocrisy of Jacques Rogge attacking Bolt for his on-track antics.

 

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