Former Olympic Gold Medalist Chuck Barkley has been asked to undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of the ‘Stand Up to Cancer’ special being aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC.
That’s wonderful. All men of a certain advanced age should make an appointment to get a cold steel tube shoved up their ass in the name of cancer prevention. Really. Can’t wait to watch it. Not really.
But we have two questions: How do they find a colonoscope that big…and do they have to drill a hole in his blackjack stool at the Wynn?
We are also hearing that Grey Goose and Patron are the major sponsors. No word yet on whether Kenny ‘The Jet’ Smith will be performing the procedure, as he’s quite familiar with the area in question…having had his nose up there for years.
