Why does every idiot who takes a couple of sips of suds think it’s OK to dance around like a jackass at the ballpark?
NEWSFLASH: It’s not.
If you jump up and mince around in your seat at the ballgame, then YOU are the asshole everyone is making fun of.
In the entire history of dancing ballpark douchebags, not one single person watching has ever thought it was funny or cute or endearing. They just think you suck.
Unless it’s ‘YMCA’ time…and even then it’s only OK if you have a stack of empties commensurate with the inning.
That’s your ‘how not to be a dick at the ballpark’ tip of the day, brought to you by Clubhouse Cancer and, more importantly, the advertisers you see on the left…like Yardbarker. They rule.
