Even though NHL hockey is a complete joke which no real sports fan could possibly find enjoyable, at least the Wrigley Field faithful stuck up for their own yesterday when über-dick Chris Chelios tried to trot out the Stanley Cup by booing him and his traitorous trophy mercilessly.
Just because Chelios is a Windy City native, shouldn’t mean he even gets to bring a trophy he won in Beirut Detroit to Chicago, much less Wrigley Field. The Cubs, in their desire to grab their ankles for former boss, Blackhawks president John McDonough, truly dropped the ball on this one. Bespectacled bean-counter Crane Kenney needs to impart much more a sense of civic pride in his front office sycophants.
Bill Lambieer is from Chicago, too. What would happen if he showed up at Clark & Addison with one of the Pistons’ NBA trophies? He would be ripped limb from limb and then the pieces would be auctioned off to record results on eBay.
We hear Chelios also showed up at US Cellular Field gloating in his silvery treachery…but knowing White Sox fans, he was probably celebrated as a conquering hero.
This picture is perfect as it shows Ryan Dempster proving to teams looking for a free-agent that he has zero Chicago loyalty, a girly little mini-singer whose best days are long gone, John Douchesack trying to take his Cubs hat off, lest his South Side masters catch his betrayal, and an oddly colored Chelios, who must have bought the Beverly Walgreen’s out of self-tanner.
