Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton? That’s like choosing between a gunshot to the thigh or a sledgehammer to the nuts. Neither will kill you…but they both suck bad enough that you want to make damn sure neither happen again.
For the second offseason in a row, Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo had one single job to do…find a new goddamn starting quarterback…and he once again failed miserably. Instead, he chose to reward malcontent linebackers whose best days are behind them and drafted a player (#14 overall pick Chris Williams) with a history of back problems…who then injured his back on the very first play of training camp.
So, the Bears named a drunken ex-Boilermaker Kyle Orton as their opening game QB. Big whoop. With the worst offensive line and most pathetic WR’s in football combined with a below-average rookie RB…both Orton and Grossman will get plenty of time in 2008 to help opposing defenses raise their stats.
But it does give us an opportunity to publish these fun pics of Orton. Pretty much everyone that ever attended Purdue is a drunken hillbilly waiting to happen. Which isn't a bad thing, of course.
This one isn't Orton drunk...just looking like a bearded dick with ears.
