Just because you’re old and you haven’t won in a while, doesn’t mean we should forget your history. Colin Montgomerie is a drunken dick, Tom Watson can’t putt and Greg Norman chokes on Sunday. Despite your age, the story remains the same.
Also, is there anyone on the face of the planet who doesn’t know Paul Azinger has a vested interest in trying to make these golfers look good? They hit the shittiest possible shot, and the ‘Zinger calls it ‘fabulous’ because he wants you to watch the Ryder Cup in a coupla months.
For real sports fans, this British Open is simply unwatchable…unless you’re Irish of course, in which case it’s time to swill some Tullamore Dew with a Guinness back. Just like every other day.
Tiger would have won by half a dozen shots.
