After serving up some weak-ass shit lately and making some admittedly huge mistakes this past December in evaluating the ‘naughty & nice’ list, Kris Kringle was finally sent down to the minors on Friday.
“I just don’t have it right now,” Papa Noël conceded. “The big club needs me to work on my mechanics so maybe I can help out for the stretch run.”
He will be replaced in the rotation by either LHP Heat Miser or the fireballing North Pole rookie, Jangle.
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