Matt Jones busted cutting up coke in his car.
Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested early Thursday on a felony drug charge after officers found him in a parked car, cutting up what was suspected to be cocaine.
A police report says officers approached the car and found Jones inside, using a credit card to chop up a white substance. Police say an officer drew his handgun after Jones did not immediately show his hands.
Police say they found a jar with possible marijuana residue inside the car and a plastic bag of what was likely cocaine. Officers say Jones admitted he had cocaine.
Cutting up some lines of blow, in your car, would normally hafta rank Top 10 in the ‘dumb criminals HOF’…but it only ranks 123,358th in the ‘dumb cokehead HOF’.
There will lotsa blog posts, and legit sports stories today weeping about Matt Jones’ wasted 1st rd. talent and disappointing unfulfilled potential, but don’t you waste one iota of worry on this dick. He never really wanted to play in the NFL, but couldn’t refuse the money. Who among us could?
He was getting cut (pun intended) by the Jags before the season began anyway, so look for this to be the last you ever hear of ‘ol Matty…until his eventual trial…and the one after that…and the one after that…etc. etc.
On a side note...we haven’t been keeping up on all things Matty Jones lately...but when did he cut that flowing, luscious mane?
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