Man-donna throws caution to the wind…will attend All-Star game.
When two crazy kids like Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are so clearly meant for each other, neither tabloid headlines nor the best interest of several innocent children can keep their obvious love at a distance.
So Madonna, in her infinite love-struck wisdom, has decided she will attend tonight’s All-Star game at Yankee Stadium. Common sense be damned!
After all, this is an epic romance along the historic lines of Romeo and Juliet…if Juliet was a washed up hag with a shitty ‘music’ tour to promote (who also knows what a free media explosion this one act will create), and Romeo was a big, really dumb, attention-whory jock.
Ahhh, young love.
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